A divorced woman puts an ad for a new husband in the paper. In part it read.......
Must not beat me.
Must not run away from me.
Must be good in bed.
Next day the doorbell rings and she answers it to find a guy in a wheel chair. He has no arms and no legs.
When she points the fact out to him he says......
"No arms means I can't beat you"
"No legs means I can't run away from you"
She asks "how do I know you are good in bed"?
He says "I rang the bell didn't I".
Must not beat me.
Must not run away from me.
Must be good in bed.
Next day the doorbell rings and she answers it to find a guy in a wheel chair. He has no arms and no legs.
When she points the fact out to him he says......
"No arms means I can't beat you"
"No legs means I can't run away from you"
She asks "how do I know you are good in bed"?
He says "I rang the bell didn't I".
