Not sure that's true in 2025...
Any good jokes ... ?
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Not sure that's true in 2025...
Mate of mine was caught up in some fan violence at the England game yesterday. During the fracas he was assaulted and got an airhorn lodged up his bum. He was flown back on an emergency flight and transfered all the way to St George's Hospital, Tooting.
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
That was in the days when we thought information would be checked and authorised by people and hence would be well-thought-out and accurate
for some reason we forgot about the Sun and the Mail
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
wondered who it would be
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
When I was younger, my Mum used to put food on a spoon, and say "Here comes the train, here comes the train!"
I'd always eat it, because I knew that if I didn't, she wouldn't untie me from the railway line.
(Milton Jones)
I'd always eat it, because I knew that if I didn't, she wouldn't untie me from the railway line.
(Milton Jones)
Punkawallah
Veteran
My grandad is getting on now, and he gets upset that he can’t do things he could when he was younger - like bombing Berlin.
(Milton Jones)
Profpointy
Legendary Member
When I was little my parents had one strict rule that I was never to open the cellar door. When I was about 11 and disobeyed. I was amazed by what I saw: marvellous things; flowers, grass, sunlight
This one was Emo Phillips I think
