Any good jokes ... ?

[AndyRM]

Either that's a football reference or I've lived here too long to understand it.

The former, m'lud. Despite spending big over the summer their season is going poorly and they're currently sitting not so pretty in 13th.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I've just bought a Liverpool lamp.

It looks great in the middle of the table.

Normally I would retaliate to that

but as it is I am just hoping they finish above Everton this year so I'll leave it for now!

 

[Gwylan]

One for the boyos

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That's Dai Iawn

 

[Gwylan]

Makes me glad I emigrated...

Ah but you have the "show & tell" pan

 

[Andy in Germany]

Ah but you have the "show & tell" pan

Thankfully, they are largely a thing of the past, along with the "Jet wash" flush.

 

[tyred]

Jesus was going to be called Gary, until Mary stubbed her toe.

 

[Chris S]

If Jesus was Jewish then why did he have a Spanish name?

 

[Tenkaykev]

If Jesus was Jewish then why did he have a Spanish name?

I always understood it to be Greek " He Zeus "

 

[craigwend]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[cyberknight]

 

[Sharky]

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If Bury was twinned with a town in Switzerland, they could have had the Berne and Bury Santa Experience.

 

[craigwend]

$45 billion was found in a Nigerian man's apartment.
He’d spent ten years trying to get rid of it -
But no one ever answered his emails. 💸📧

 

[tyred]