Toshiba Boy
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
That's about the size of it.
Any good jokes ... ?
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That's about the size of it.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
BigSid
Guru
- Location
- Hungerford
The three wise men who brought gifts to the baby Jesus actually came from Yorkshire!
This isn’t generally recognised but the Bible makes it quite clear.
“Three wise men came from the East Riding on camels.”
This isn’t generally recognised but the Bible makes it quite clear.
“Three wise men came from the East Riding on camels.”
An old joke, prompted by the "my foot hurts" thread ...
Tommy goes to the doctor and tells him
It hurts when I touch my foot
It hurts when I touch my head
It hurts when I touch my knee
It hurts when I touch my shoulder
What's wrong with me?
The doctor... You've got a broken finger.
Tommy goes to the doctor and tells him
It hurts when I touch my foot
It hurts when I touch my head
It hurts when I touch my knee
It hurts when I touch my shoulder
What's wrong with me?
The doctor... You've got a broken finger.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
matticus
Guru
A blind guy fumbles his way into a bar and up to the bartender.
-I’ll have a beer,
he says,
-And would you like to hear a great blonde joke?
The barkeep says
I gotta tell you man, I’m a blonde. You hear that piano playing? The player is a blonde. You come in the front door? You’ll have noticed the bouncer, she’s a blonde too.
Do you still want to tell a blonde joke?
-Na,
says the blind guy,
-not if I have to explain it three times.
-I’ll have a beer,
he says,
-And would you like to hear a great blonde joke?
The barkeep says
I gotta tell you man, I’m a blonde. You hear that piano playing? The player is a blonde. You come in the front door? You’ll have noticed the bouncer, she’s a blonde too.
Do you still want to tell a blonde joke?
-Na,
says the blind guy,
-not if I have to explain it three times.
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Widnes
This is actually right
The angels identified the "Three Wise Men from the East" at the start
but at the time Jesus was supposed to be born in Liverpool
The found a suitable stable and inn and all that
then went East a bit - i.e. Yorkshire - and found 3 wise men which as you can imagine was a bit of a hunt
They got back and had a sit down and a cuppa while complaining about how hard it was to find 3 wise men in Yorkshire
God said "Right lads - just one more person to find and it is local so no travelling - just in Liverpool
we need the mother of Jesus so find me a local virgin
which is why thy moved it all to Bethlehem
Toshiba Boy
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- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Chris S
Legendary Member
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- Birmingham
It's not a genuine plate.
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
In the jokes thread nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
