Any good jokes ... ?

[Regular.Cyclist]

I’m assuming Geezer in a freezer?

 

[Chris S]

Geezer Butler from Black Sabbath to be precise.

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I put vaseline on our door knob as a joke. The missus didn't find it funny at all. In fact, she flew off the handle.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

I had a Tesco delivery this afternoon, the driver said, " I've got a couple of substitutions for you, here's your rosemary and haddock".

I said, "this is neither the thyme or the plaice".

 

[craigwend]

 

[Electric_Andy]

 

[postman]

I have been out to Pizza hut,fed up of turkey leftovers.Well i was full ,so i could not finish it,before i paid the bill she asked do you wanna box for it.Hell she was younger than me and she knocked seven bells out of me.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Drago]

 

[Profpointy]

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John Mortimer, author of Rumpole and a former barrister, recounted a divorce case his barrister father had handled which hinged upon upside-down footprints on the dashboard of a sports car. His father was blind so had to get his secretary to read the lurid details of the briefs to him out loud whilst travelling to court on the train, much to the shock of the other passengers

 

[Webbo2]

There was the classic case of the couple having sex in a car when the gentle man had a severe back spasm and was unable to move. Which ended up with the fire service being called and they had to saw off the roof of the car to get him out. Which subsequently left the lady with a difficult explication with her husband to why the roof of her car had been removed.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Sorry I don't know who that is!!

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