Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Amateur
pack a fold up second bag in your main bag when you go !!!

Still no easier with the trouser press though.

 

[srj10]

I ate an alarm clock once. It was very time consuming.
Especially when I went back for seconds.

 

[newts]

 

[AlBaker]

My mother-in-law wore a Tupperware corset. It didn't do her figure any good but it kept her fat fresh.

 

[tyred]

Neil Diamond has lost his phone.

It was a Samsung Blue.

 

[postman]

I have had enough of this Lee family.you might know them

Emotional Lee
Mental Lee
Physical Lee
and let's not forget Financial Lee.

 

[JohnCl]

I have had enough of this Lee family.you might know them

Emotional Lee
Mental Lee
Physical Lee
and let's not forget Financial Lee.

and don't forget Frank

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

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A work colleague accidentally phoned the manager at about 2am when he put the phone in his pocket after coming out of the pub.

Thankfully it was a previous manager and not the current dragon.

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]