Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

and his mother was a cloakroom attendant, Mehet Mecoat.

And his Scottish cousin, Angus McCoatup

 

[PeteXXX]

And his Scottish cousin, Angus McCoatup

And the Scottish welder; arc eye the noo

 

[Profpointy]

And the Scottish welder; arc eye the noo

Not heard that one before. It is truly terrible to the point of greatness

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
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― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

 

[Cavalol]

Just found out my stuttering cousin has died in prison.

Poor lad couldn't even finish his sentence.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Modified this a bit from one I saw in the WWW - made it less American


Went to the theatre last night with my wife
We were sitting on the end seats in a row
there was a woman sitting next to my wife

now my wife is good looking - no-one would disagree with that
but the woman in the seat next to her was an absolute stunner - and knew how to dress to show it!!


anyway - it was at the interval she wanted to go to wherever and we had to let her past

she brushed past my wife and then me
and as she walked away up the corridor, my wife commented
"WOW - I wish I had her body"


not normally would agree with everything my wife says
in this case.............

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[matticus]

(someone had to ...)

 

[Seevio]

 

[Cavalol]

I went to school with a guy called Euan Hughes.

I've just read on Facebook that he's started an army.