Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

That reminds me of the time we (my parents) were about to move to another flat; I was eleven years old at the time. My father decided to repaper the living room walls. He scraped the old paper off and underneath it, on the plaster, were a lot of crayon drawings and scribbles. I asked them who did it. They said I did it when I was two.

Found this when I removed the tiles in our shower; necessitate by a plumbing issue. Just to be clear this was underneath the tiles not a message written for my benefit later

 

[Punkawallah]

Point of order here. You haven't actually seen the watch i refer to so cannot be categorically about it.

While true, I also have not seen you. So I’ll take it that you are a normal sized person (and the watch a normal sized watch), until the evidence proves otherwise.

 

[AlBaker]

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This seems to indicate that nine people out of eleven (0.99%) want to learn the accordion. I despair.

 

[cisamcgu]

Isn't 9 out of 11 about 82% ?

 

[AlBaker]

Isn't 9 out of 11 about 82% ?

No. It's 81.82. I need to get rid of my abacus and get up to date with an electronic calculator.

 

[cisamcgu]

Isn't 81.82% about 82% ?

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]