Any good jokes ... ?

[Punkawallah]

A warning to anyone thinking of buying a watch off Amazon.
If it says "you can swim in this watch" it assumes that you can already swim without it.

That’s silly - you just have to look at the size of the watch to know you could not swim in it.

 

[Dave7]

That’s silly - you just have to look at the size of the watch to know you could not swim in it.

Point of order here. You haven't actually seen the watch i refer to so cannot be categorically about it.

 

[Sharky]

Asked a lifeguard if swimming was allowed. He said we could swim on his watch!