Any good jokes ... ?

[Punkawallah]

A warning to anyone thinking of buying a watch off Amazon.
If it says "you can swim in this watch" it assumes that you can already swim without it.

That’s silly - you just have to look at the size of the watch to know you could not swim in it.

 

[Dave7]

That’s silly - you just have to look at the size of the watch to know you could not swim in it.

Point of order here. You haven't actually seen the watch i refer to so cannot be categorically about it.

 

[Sharky]

Asked a lifeguard if swimming was allowed. He said we could swim on his watch!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Asked a lifeguard if swimming was allowed. He said we could swim on his watch!

That is just silly - you can't swim ON something

That is either skating (if it is cold) or planing like a speedboat/windsurfer

ain't no-one swimming fast enough for that!

 

[kynikos]

That is just silly - you can't swim ON something

Tosh - you can swim on drugs 😁

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Tosh - you can swim on drugs 😁

Can I? 😉