Any good jokes ... ?

[Punkawallah]

A warning to anyone thinking of buying a watch off Amazon.
If it says "you can swim in this watch" it assumes that you can already swim without it.

That’s silly - you just have to look at the size of the watch to know you could not swim in it.

 

[Dave7]

That’s silly - you just have to look at the size of the watch to know you could not swim in it.

Point of order here. You haven't actually seen the watch i refer to so cannot be categorically about it.

 

[Sharky]

Asked a lifeguard if swimming was allowed. He said we could swim on his watch!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Asked a lifeguard if swimming was allowed. He said we could swim on his watch!

That is just silly - you can't swim ON something

That is either skating (if it is cold) or planing like a speedboat/windsurfer

ain't no-one swimming fast enough for that!

 

[kynikos]

That is just silly - you can't swim ON something

Tosh - you can swim on drugs 😁

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Tosh - you can swim on drugs 😁

Can I? 😉

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Tosh - you can swim on drugs 😁

I bow to your superior experience knowledge!!!

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dave7]

Her :- that actor is so handsome. Such a good physique and what dreamy eyes.

Him :- oh, really? Well that actress has a fabulous figure and nice eyes

Her :- well if you think like that why dont you pack your bags and go marry her.

 

[postman]

Just got back from the library.are there any books on the Titanic i asked,yes she said but they are all ruined now.

 

[Profpointy]

Just got back from the library.are there any books on the Titanic i asked,yes she said but they are all ruined now.

Yes, but the ship was so strongly built that the swimming pool is still full of water

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]