Any good jokes ... ?

[kynikos]

Maybe he can also turn the waiter into wine...

 

[Dave7]

Shouldn't that be 13 waters?

Maybe it was after Judas did the dirty and walked away.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Maybe it was after Judas did the dirty and walked away.

Not long after saying " I'll get the round in lads, I've come into some money..."

 

[tyred]

 

[DRM]

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Well he looks very pleased with himself!

 

[tyred]

Well he looks very pleased with himself!

So would any man who's cock win a prize.

 

[Sharky]

A study of genetics has determined that if your parents don't have any children, then the chances are that you won't have any either.

 

[Chris S]

Jesus walks into a restaurant and asks for a table for 26. The maitre de says, "But there are only 13 of you?" "I know," says Jesus, "We all want to sit on the same side."

 

[mistyoptic]

I met a non-binary gold prospector the other day...

They dug up a fortune in them/their hills

 

[Scaleyback]

I was bored . . . so

My very first pure bread dog.
He just loafs around all day.
Maybe he has a yeast infection ?
I have no dough left to take him to the vets.
At first I thought he was the greatest thing since sliced bread, but he's so kneady.
I cannot get him to rise in the morning.
If he doesn't smarten up . . . . . he's toast !

My wife is missing a loaf . . . Sshh !

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I was bored . . . so

My very first pure bread dog.
He just loafs around all day.
Maybe he has a yeast infection ?
I have no dough left to take him to the vets.
At first I thought he was the greatest thing since sliced bread, but he's so kneady.
I cannot get him to rise in the morning.
If he doesn't smarten up . . . . . he's toast !

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My wife is missing a loaf . . . Sshh !

OK OK - that's enough

I think you should take a paws for a minute!

anyway - I think you will have to find the money for the vet - he is looking a bit ruff

 

[PeteXXX]

I was bored . . . so

My very first pure bread dog.
He just loafs around all day.
Maybe he has a yeast infection ?
I have no dough left to take him to the vets.
At first I thought he was the greatest thing since sliced bread, but he's so kneady.
I cannot get him to rise in the morning.
If he doesn't smarten up . . . . . he's toast !

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My wife is missing a loaf . . . Sshh !

He would win a prize at Crusts!

 

[craigwend]

 

[mistyoptic]

I was bored . . . so

My very first pure bread dog.
He just loafs around all day.
Maybe he has a yeast infection ?
I have no dough left to take him to the vets.
At first I thought he was the greatest thing since sliced bread, but he's so kneady.
I cannot get him to rise in the morning.
If he doesn't smarten up . . . . . he's toast !

View attachment 801021

My wife is missing a loaf . . . Sshh !

Can it focaccia ball?

 

[tyred]