Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

There was a Mexican magician who claimed he could make himself disappear on the count of 3.
He stood before his audience and started to count......
UNO
DOS
then suddenly, poof! he was gone, without a tres.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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That's good, very good 2B honest.

I'll draw a line under this now.

 

[Dave7]

That's good, very good 2B honest.

I'll draw a line under this now.

Personally I couldn't see any point to it.

 

[Punkawallah]

Personally I couldn't see any point to it.

You’re looking at the other end, I suspect.

 

[AndyRM]

Time to rub out these jokes before they take a pointed turn for the worse.

 

[matticus]

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Rubberish.

 

[Sharky]

You can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

 

[postman]

Sadly the Chinese man who invented better camera lenses has died.RIP Zoo Min.