Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

There was a Mexican magician who claimed he could make himself disappear on the count of 3.
He stood before his audience and started to count......
UNO
DOS
then suddenly, poof! he was gone, without a tres.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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That's good, very good 2B honest.

I'll draw a line under this now.

 

[Dave7]

That's good, very good 2B honest.

I'll draw a line under this now.

Personally I couldn't see any point to it.

 

[Punkawallah]

Personally I couldn't see any point to it.

You’re looking at the other end, I suspect.

 

[AndyRM]

Time to rub out these jokes before they take a pointed turn for the worse.

 

[matticus]

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Rubberish.

 

[Sharky]

You can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

 

[postman]

Sadly the Chinese man who invented better camera lenses has died.RIP Zoo Min.

 

[Dave7]

The ref for that ManU v Palace game has been accused of being a biased Utd fan
He has denied it and said "you can ask my sons Alex, George, Wayne and Bobby".

 

[DaveReading]

Don't think I've posted this before, but I get muddled these days. I assumed the comment is from someone where the word "woosh!" applies

As in "woosh" being the noise made by something that goes right over one's head?

I see what you did there.

 

[Dave7]

I thought I'd forgotten how to throw a boomerang but it's come back to me

 

[Andy in Germany]

Beautiful Daughter just discovered this one:

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?"
"A Stick."

She's 11 years old: we don't have Christmas crackers in Germany.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Beautiful Daughter just discovered this one:

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?"
"A Stick."

She's 11 years old: we don't have Christmas crackers in Germany.

So she has an untapped market for her talents if you start a new business???

 

[Andy in Germany]

So she has an untapped market for her talents if you start a new business???

I could probably sell a video of her giggling as an anti-depressant.