Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Webbo2]

Dave has edited his post so maybe you should do the same

😉

 

[Dave7]

A guy phones his boss to say he is not coming in to work that day.
His boss demands to know what the problem is and the guy tells him he has Anal Glaucoma. The boss goes mad and asks "what the hell is Anal Glaucoma"? The guys says "in a nutshell I can't see my a*se getting in there today".

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful, or if it was the 20th outfit she'd tried on and he didn't want to be late for dinner again?

 

[tyred]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful, or if it was the 20th outfit she'd tried on and he didn't want to be late for dinner again?

When I was a teenager Dad and I were watching the telly waiting for Mum to be ready to go out

She came done and asked how this dress looked

we both said it looked good and she went back upstairs to "finish off"

I stood up to go and check the doors and get coats and all that
and my Dad asked what I was doing
I said I was getting the coats as we ar going in a minute

He said to sit down - that was dress one
there will be 3 more versions and she will probably end up with the first one

He was right

Now THAT is what I call teaching your children the important things in life!!

 

[matticus]

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meh.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[craigwend]

 

[markemark]

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And rather poignant given the news of his long term partner.