Any good jokes ... ?

[AndyRM]

Many people have heard of Bob Ross the American painter but not many know he had a brother called Albert......known for his 6 foot wingspan.

Your coat, sir.

 

[JohnCl]

I wish it was.

Diesel @ £1.62/litre = £7.35/gallon
Beer @ £4.55/pint (which is what I paid on Tuesday night) = £36.40/gallon!

Still cheaper to fill-up in the pub