Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Just been on the news that a dyslexic terrorist has stormed Whipsnade zoo and taken 4 osteriches .

 

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[Dave7]

A woman on the bus is struggling to breast feed her baby that is being awkward. She says "if you dont want it I'll give it to that nice man over there"
5 minutes later, still struggling she says "im warning you, be a good baby or i will give it that man over there".
No success, another 5 minutes and she says " come on baby, if you dont drink it I will give it to that nice man"..........at which point the man says "excuse me luv but would you make your mind up, I should have got off 3 stops back".

 

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[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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I know it’s a Racoon, but l am reminded of the Loudon Wainwright song
Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road

 

[Webbo2]

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That’s how I feel getting ready for a ride especially putting on my winter clothing.

 

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[Gillstay]

I think that is Malvern. 🤔

 

[EckyH]

I think that is Malvern. 🤔

It is: https://www.google.com/maps/place/T...try=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDUyMC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw==

E.

 

[Dave7]

A tip for you women.
Find a man that will stroke your hair, tell you how soft it is and not worry that its on your legs.

 

[Jameshow]

A tip for you women.
Find a man that will stroke your hair, tell you how soft it is and not worry that its on your legs.

Or on top lip!🤣🤣🤣

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Or on top lip!🤣🤣🤣

That was a nicer follow up than I was expecting!!!