Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

Now theres no football I'm bored so decided to talk to the wife....... surprised to find she was made redundant by Woolworths.

 

[Dave7]

When i heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse.

 

[Punkawallah]

When i heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse.

“When I was at work we didn’t have dyslexia. You just sat at the back and did raffia-work”.
Victoria Wood.

 

[Profpointy]

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A guy goes into the fishmonger and says " a pound of whale meat please, and can I have the head for the cat"