Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

Now theres no football I'm bored so decided to talk to the wife....... surprised to find she was made redundant by Woolworths.

 

[Dave7]

When i heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse.

 

[Punkawallah]

When i heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse.

“When I was at work we didn’t have dyslexia. You just sat at the back and did raffia-work”.
Victoria Wood.

 

[Profpointy]

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A guy goes into the fishmonger and says " a pound of whale meat please, and can I have the head for the cat"

 

[johnnyb47]

I don't tell many jokes here so here goes,
What do you get if you a cross motorway with a fridge.
Death..
I'll get my coat and leave now 🤣

 

[Sharky]

My daughter's "joke hat"

Spoiler: Do you get it

A lawyers joke -A Liability Cap!

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Went to into Lidl earlier to get a trombone and a 150 piece toolkit and ended up coming away with a weeks shopping instead.

 

[lenfield]

Went to into Lidl earlier to get a trombone and a 150 piece toolkit and ended up coming away with a weeks shopping instead.

They were selling equestrian equipment, in inner-city Birmingham!

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

They were selling equestrian equipment, in inner-city Birmingham!

Blame Peaky Blinders, he's on a horse in that quite a bit.

 

[gavroche]

Why did the bike fall over?
To tired

 

[Dag Hammar]

Why did the bike fall over?
To tired

Perhaps you meant “too tired”
Or “two tyred”

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Why was the anti-vaxxer ́s 4-year-old crying?
Midlife crisis.