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Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
A man gets home after work and finds his girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman. She says, “You ́re being arrested under suspicion of being good in bed”.

Two minutes later, she is getting dressed again. The man asks her “will you take me to the cells, officer?”

She sighs and says, “No. All your charges are dropped due to lack of evidence”.
 
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