Any good jokes ... ?

tyred · 2026-05-27T20:11:06+0100

Dave7 · 2026-05-27T21:07:54+0100

Now theres no football I'm bored so decided to talk to the wife....... surprised to find she was made redundant by Woolworths.

Dave7 · 2026-05-27T22:05:29+0100

When i heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse.

Punkawallah · 2026-05-28T05:45:51+0100

Dave7 said:
When i heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse.

“When I was at work we didn’t have dyslexia. You just sat at the back and did raffia-work”.
Victoria Wood.

Profpointy · 2026-05-28T07:17:46+0100

Toshiba Boy said:
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A guy goes into the fishmonger and says " a pound of whale meat please, and can I have the head for the cat"

johnnyb47 · 2026-05-28T11:44:49+0100

I don't tell many jokes here so here goes,
What do you get if you a cross motorway with a fridge.
Death..
I'll get my coat and leave now 🤣