Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Hover Fly]

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Anyone want this sausage sandwich? I’ve gone off it.

 

[Cavalol]

Completely misunderstood Pride month.
Does anyone want to buy two dozen lions?

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

Just want to say a MASSIVE 'thank you' to the NHS, they were brilliant at removing that mole from my bum yesterday.

Unlike the RSPCA, who said they would prosecute me if I did it again.

 

[PeteXXX]

ARMAGEDDON!!

Edit: apologies, it was a hamster 🐹

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

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That’s a Lambretta, an LI150 from about 1972. I saw it on eBay for $1900

as is.

 

[tyred]

 

[biggs682]

Another Penguin wrapper one

Q. How does a Penguin build it's house

A. Igloos it together

 

[Dave7]

I confess to being drunk last night.
So as not to make a noise I got undressed at the bottom of the stairs. So, completely naked I crawled to the top......it was at that moment I realised I was on the bus.

 

[Cavalol]

I was always under the impression that my grandfather was a war hero.

Turns out he was hit by a number 7 bus and killed in Acton.

 

[DaveReading]

My Dad saved the lives of an entire regiment during the war. He shot the cook.

 

[JohnCl]

 

[postman]

Keep the jokes coming i am thinking of doing a comedy routine at a church do,these are brilliant.