Any good jokes ... ?

[Punkawallah]

What?
The all the wrong ones and my wife's

It’s taken some 30 years for my wife to come to the realisation that, while she might well be always right, sometimes she is incorrect.

 

[Dave7]

It’s taken some 30 years for my wife to come to the realisation that, while she might well be always right, sometimes she is incorrect.

And one day, if you are feeling brave (or drunk) you can tell her that.

 

[Andy in Germany]

It’s taken some 30 years for my wife to come to the realisation that, while she might well be always right, sometimes she is incorrect.

Progress...

 

[Punkawallah]

Progress...

Baby steps.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

It’s taken some 30 years for my wife to come to the realisation that, while she might well be always right, sometimes she is incorrect.

My Dad once told me that there are 2 types of day

Type 1 - there are 2 ways to do something - Her way and the wrong way

Type 2 There are 2 ways to do something - His way and the right way

 

[Cavalol]

The reason I don't agree with my wife is because then both of us would be wrong.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Dave7]

A high powered attorney gets out of his brand new top of the range BMW just as a car comes past and rips the door off.
The driver stops and the lawyer is screaming "look what you've done to my brand new expensive car......it was my pride and joy and you've ruined it".
The driver said "you are so materialistic that you haven't noticed your arm has been torn off".
The lawyer looks down and screams "oh my god, my Rolex watch has gone"!!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dave7]

I was thinking that all this junk food is bad for me so I gave up.
I didnt give up junk food, I gave up thinking.

 

[Dave7]

Richard Gere's father, Gottler was a famous Swedish ventriloquist

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I was thinking that all this junk food is bad for me so I gave up.
I didnt give up junk food, I gave up thinking.

Good plan - only leads to trouble!

 

[Vapin' Joe]

 

[Dave7]

Does anyone kniw if I can donate a skin-graft from my backside to a none relative.
Arse skin for a friend.