Any good jokes ... ?

[Dumpty]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Shortfall]

I’ve had to rehome my dog.

He's gone to live with Dick and his partner Richard.

He's very happy.

Took me a while!

 

[cisamcgu]

I still haven't got it

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chromatic]

I still haven't got it

Like a dog with two dicks.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

My wife has told me that the cat needs to be chipped

so - OK

I mean - I only used a 9 iron but I did get him over the shed

 

[Mike Ayling]

I still haven't got it

Me too

 

[slow scot]

It’s explained by @Chromatic above.

 

[Alex321]

It’s explained by @Chromatic above.

I realised that is what it meant, but still doinb't get it. I don't understand why that is humorous.

Maybe one that only dog owners will get.

 

[Dumpty]

 

[AndyRM]

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That's proper quality. Gave me a chuckle when I really needed one.

 

[Dumpty]

 

[lenfield]

 

[tyred]

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About a thousand years ago, I used to get the bus to college outside a petrol station. There was someone in a red Opel Kadett that stopped every single morning and bought £2 of petrol. I used to wonder why he didn't buy £14 and save wasting time stopping each morning.