Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

My wife hinted about us going on holiday this weekend. I'm so excited as we are off to two places: Holland and Barret.

 

[DaveReading]

About a thousand years ago, I used to get the bus to college outside a petrol station. There was someone in a red Opel Kadett that stopped every single morning and bought £2 of petrol. I used to wonder why he didn't buy £14 and save wasting time stopping each morning.

When I was at school, I had a weekend job at a petrol station. You could get 3 gallons for a quid, so £14 would have almost filled a 200-litre tank, and we didn't get many of those.

 

[Dumpty]

 

[richardfm]

When I was at school, I had a weekend job at a petrol station. You could get 3 gallons for a quid, so £14 would have almost filled a 200-litre tank, and we didn't get many of those.

When my sister was at school she had a job in a petrol station until they realised that legally you have to be 16 to operate a petrol pump and have to be supervised by an adult until you are 18

 

[lenfield]

 

[Dumpty]

Bruce Springsteen is joining the world's best Abba tribute band on their current world tour.

He's alternating which band member he plays, though:

In England he'll be Benny, then he's going to be Bjorn in the USA.