Anyone following the football today?

[ComedyPilot]

Who said that?




[BTW, I am joking about the ignore list]

 

[threebikesmcginty]

 

[rich p]

I can't remember a time when I willingly watched a 'football' game. I was in Middlesborough about 10-15 years ago and there was a World football championship going on. Everyone else was glued to the telly, resplendant in their (highly flammable) football t-shirts. I stood with my back to the telly. The look of bemused indignation on their faces that someone couldn't like football was as if I'd gone to a Star Wars convention and said, "Darth who?"

Probably similar to the look on our faces as to why you're thye most prolific poster on a thread about football

 

[ComedyPilot]

Football fans trying to win over non-football fans, are like lecherous men trying to convert lesbians. When it comes to football, I am a lesbian and can not be converted.



[please note this post is analogy-heavy, and not meant literally]

 

[ComedyPilot]

This thread asks the question, "Anyone watching the football today?", thus inviting answers both in the affirmative and the negative. I am merely answering in one of the required styles.

Probably similar to the look on our faces as to why you're thye most prolific poster on a thread about football

I refer the very-honourable rich p (of this parish) to my previous post, and the OP question. It asks for positive and negative replies. There are plenty of positive, I am just providing the negative. Ying/Yang, me casa, su casa, don't sleep in the subway....ptanng

 

[rich p]

I refer the very-honourable rich p (of this parish) to my previous post, and the OP question. It asks for positive and negative replies. There are plenty of positive, I am just providing the negative. Ying/Yang, me casa, su casa, don't sleep in the subway....ptanng

...ad nauseam...

...and how very dare you call me honourable!

 

[ComedyPilot]

...ad nauseam...

...and how very dare you call me honourable!

In case we ever meet, I want it to be friendly.

Besides [cue Sarf Lahndan accent] you look quite handy (with a crisp packet)

 

[rich p]

In case we ever meet, I want it to be friendly.

Besides [cue Sarf Lahndan accent] you look quite handy (with a crisp packet)

Of course it will be! I'd much prefer it to be friendly when we discuss whether England should play with Rooney behind a striker or zonal v. man to man marking at corners

 

[ComedyPilot]

Of course it will be! I'd much prefer it to be friendly when we discuss whether England should play with Rooney behind a striker or zonal v. man to man marking at corners

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[tiswas-steve]

wheyyyyyyyy.yyyyyy the prems going to the wire folks ...... soz fulll of beer me

 

[Riverman]

They survived. WOOOOO!!!

Exeter didn't get relegated.

 

[potsy]

They survived. WOOOOO!!!

Exeter didn't get relegated.

Well done to 'em,told you not to rely on us(stockport) to do you any favours,roll on next season

 

[hackbike 666]

So did Leyton Orient by playing crap against Wycombe.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Poor old Grimsby have lost their league status after 100 years.

I believe they hold the record for the most promotions and relegations, all in the lower divisions.

 

[hackbike 666]

They were so close to going up the other year...needed to win at win at home to Northampton and Northampton scored late but so did Leyton Orient at Oxford sending the mighty Orient up and Grimsby went into the playoffs.....Really bad how it's gone tits up for them...Im sure they will be back.