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Dusty is one of a few singers who can make the hairs on the back of my neck stick up
Anyone Who Had a Heart?
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Beebo
Firm and Fruity
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It seems almost everyone hates Cilla, She has to sit in seat 1A!!
Bob Geldof doesn't come out of that too well either.
I've heard rumours about Mr Geldof from people I know.
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threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
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If it's the one that he's a ****, we know.
swee'pea99
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There's some cracking stuff on that pprune link!
Loved this one:
fastener
8th Sep 2008, 14:09
I'm not cabin crew (engineer) but I was asked if Glen Close could sit in the F/class during the turn round to aviod the Media. She was ugly enough to scare a police horse and was a troll. Helped out U2 when their plane was tech, they treated me worse that the RAC, dito for the pilot of the Guns N Roses B727. The cabin looked as if someone had let a grenade off in it, complete with bodies everywhere in various states of alchol/substance abuse. Slash could qualify as an avionics engineer as he didn't have a scooby doo where/what he was.
'ugly enough to scare a police horse'
Loved this one:
fastener
8th Sep 2008, 14:09
I'm not cabin crew (engineer) but I was asked if Glen Close could sit in the F/class during the turn round to aviod the Media. She was ugly enough to scare a police horse and was a troll. Helped out U2 when their plane was tech, they treated me worse that the RAC, dito for the pilot of the Guns N Roses B727. The cabin looked as if someone had let a grenade off in it, complete with bodies everywhere in various states of alchol/substance abuse. Slash could qualify as an avionics engineer as he didn't have a scooby doo where/what he was.
'ugly enough to scare a police horse'
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
The airline stuff has reminded me of a story I heard about Rod Stewart and Sting. Rod was once on a plane and found out it was String's and he was sat in his seat, he said 'that String he takes himself far too seriously' and then carved 'Sting you miserable c*nt' into the table with a knife. Sting wasn't best pleased when he saw it, he then chained Rod's gates closed or summat, the miserable twat.
Joshua Plumtree
Approaching perfection from a distance.
When Cilla Black began singing at the start of 'Surprise, Surprise' my Granddad would mutter, " Oh Chr*st Almighty!" under his breath, and switch over! 
Rod Stewart was able to take a knife on to an airplane?
It wasn't on the same scale but I once faced a truly hideous queue leading to security at Dublin airport in the days following the shoe bomb incident. Every single person was treated as a potential terrorist and had to remove shoes, belts, wristwatches and even the coins from their pockets. Well, I write 'every single person' but forgot Boyzone! Security rules don't apply to them. They arrived while I was there, were whisked through to the head of the line, security was deemed unnecessary and they were invited to by-pass the scanners everyone else had to pass through.
Perhaps I shouldn't have revealed that as even now, some evil terrorist is honing his singing/musicianship/boy-band credentials so at the peak of his fame, he will be invited on to a plane with a 101ml bottle of water and a tube of toothpaste and with those ingredients, plunge the world into a carnage hitherto thought impossible.
