Apart from urinals.....

[stephec]

[QUOTE 4549844, member: 21629"]I did. But only because I remembered that men in many cases leave wc with those few drops visible on their trousers. And I was always wondering - is it a kind of "hey everyone, look at me, I just have been in wc for a pee!" or "I'm too lazy to shake it"?[/QUOTE]
It's more likely an embarrassing fail.

 

[stephec]

[QUOTE 4549853, member: 21629"]If you say so [/QUOTE]
I speak from experience.

 

[pclay]

As stated above, I sit down to pee in the night. No lights go on, no need to aim. I also sit down sometimes in the day if I fancy 10 minutes on the iPad. I also sometimes have a surprise no2, that I wasnt expecting.

 

[Mrs M]

I do so wish Mr M would pee sitting down!
I am sick to the fekin back teeth of listening to him piddling in the middle of the night (obviously spraying all over the place like a Tom cat).
Me lying awake, thinking about it, then having to get out of my lovely warm bed to get the Dettol and wipes and clean up after him

 

[Mrs M]

As stated above, I sit down to pee in the night. No lights go on, no need to aim. I also sit down sometimes in the day if I fancy 10 minutes on the iPad. I also sometimes have a surprise no2, that I wasnt expecting.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

[QUOTE 4549866, member: 21629"]Ok, I will believe what experienced person says.

What about this: a man comes out of wc, walks couple of steps and then starts to pull zip, checks if he's T-shirt is in trousers etc. How do you call this? Rush hour? [/QUOTE]
That is the nearest we can get to multitasking

 

[shouldbeinbed]

[QUOTE 4549913, member: 21629"]@shouldbeinbed - that's an acceptable excuse.

(I just rememberred myself writing with my both hands at the same time...)[/QUOTE]

why thank you ma'am.

Your double handed writing is very impressive. I struggle to write clearly with just one.

 

[Mr Celine]

Actually first thing in the morning I go out and pee on my lawn, which is good for the grass, avoids flushing and waking up my family, saves water and gives me a chance to assess the weather for the day.

If it's been snowing you can write your name on your lawn.

 

[stephec]

If it's been snowing you can write your name on your lawn.

Just makes sure it's not in the woman next door's handwriting.

 

[captain nemo1701]

If it's been snowing you can write your name on your lawn.

I run out far too quickly now that my bladder seems to have shrunk to the size of a pea. And I always need to go about three nanoseconds after I dismount at the end of my commute. If possible, I try to make it to the flowerbed and let the neighbourhood cats all know that I am the alpha male around here.... Still didn't stop one of the blighters cr*pping on my decking though.Nasty stuff cat poo, part superglue, part nuclear waste....

 

[Dayvo]

[QUOTE 4549987, member: 21629"]Imagine a woman rushing around the flowerbed ...[/QUOTE]

Hmmm. Little Weed, maybe?

English children's TV programme remembered by those over 50.

 

[biggs682]

I've not had a stand up wee in years now.

Why waste the opportunity for a little sit down in the midst of a hectic day.

Any other blokes want to fess up doing it the lady way

Must admit i do quite often for same reasons

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

How's your urinal etiquette?

http://www.eyeobserver.com/2015/10/urinalmancom-site-to-rate-your-urinal.html

 

[ufkacbln]

The traditional WC pan is not suitable for chaps to use standing up; no matter how good their aim there's always some splashing. Since I installed all three WC pans in our house I take pride in keeping them spotless so I always sit down to pee.

I also installed a home urinal; I reckon every house where there are men and boys should have one of these. It even has an aiming fly:

IIRC one of the major airports (Schipol?) installed these aiming flies and part of the outcome was a dramatic drop in cleaning costs


Also (as an aside) replacing the fly with a company logo is allegedly even more effective in improving aim

 

[DaveReading]

How's your urinal etiquette?

I thought mine was OK before I did that quiz, but apparently it's piss-poor.