Apologies

[Dogtrousers]

I put Tabasco on my fish and chips. I offer no apology.

 

[Chris S]

I'd like to apologize for stealing a Mars bar from Preedy's when I was 15. The woman behind the counter couldn't be bothered serving me so I just slipped it into my top pocket and walked out.

 

[Threevok]

I've given up apologising, sorry

 

[Dave7]

I've given up apologising, sorry

That is sad.... I am sorry to hear that.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sorry, what did you say? My hearing…

 

[postman]

I put Tabasco on my fish and chips. I offer no apology.

Good grief I wore that aftershave in the 70's.Or was that Tabac.I can't remember.

 

[DCBassman]

Actually it should be tartare sauce only!!

NO! Salt and vinegar only...

 

[DCBassman]

Apologies to all other life on the planet, humanity is dumb.

Thread complete all else is futile...

 

[cookiemonster]

I have nothing to apologise for.

Sorry, not sorry.

 

[matticus]

I used to apologise too much - but now I'm perfect.

 

[fossyant]

Actually it should be tartare sauce only!!

Actually, no sauce at all, just a squeeze of lemon.

 

[figbat]

Actually, no sauce at all, just a squeeze of lemon.

I was once told that the practice of squeezing lemon onto fish was originally to neutralise the strong-smelling amines/ammonia that can be produced by the fish if not perfectly fresh, although it has become a taste preference now.

Sorry.

 

[T4tomo]

Actually it should be tartare sauce only!!

I'd like to apologise (on a number of fronts) for calling @vickster a posh surrey bird.....

 

[vickster]

I'd like to apologise (on a number of fronts) for calling @vickster a posh surrey bird.....

You say that like it's a bad thing
...better than being a philistine

(and it's Surrey I'm not actually from Surrey originally)

 

[T4tomo]

You say that like it's a bad thing
...better than being a philistine

(and it's Surrey I'm not actually from Surrey originally)

I'll confess despite being a dirty northerner living down south, I do like (particularly home made, which our local chippy does) tartare sauce on F&C.