Appropriate insults to hurl at motorists

[Salad Dodger]

I live in a smallish place, and fear that a confrontation with a motorist might not be the last time I would see them. So, I content myself with muttering "prat!" under my breath and then thanking the fates that I am unharmed and able to carry on riding to my destination.

 

[Chris S]

I don't say anything, most of the people around here are related. If you fall out with one of them you'll end up squealing like a pig.

 

[DaveReading]

I make do with an "Aaargh!" when I think a driver has put me in danger. So far, I've survived.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I live in a smallish place, and fear that a confrontation with a motorist might not be the last time I would see them. So, I content myself with muttering "prat!" under my breath and then thanking the fates that I am unharmed and able to carry on riding to my destination.

Probably the most sensible tactic

especially if you have a camera and can report them!

 

[Johnno260]

I would say don't, insulting someone in a 1-2 ton steel box seems a recipe for disaster to me.

 

[SydZ]

I’m all for berating those fools who deserve so but always hesitate when the fool is in the driving seat of a weapon weighing in excess of a tonne (or two).

 

[Chris S]

This morning somebody wound down their window and shouted, "Prick!" at me.
I just said, "You're the one who's driving a BMW" and sped off.