April. Fool jokes

[ufkacbln]

So far I have found:

Any more?

 

[Levo-Lon]

Europe agree

 

[Drago]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39461869

 

[Dayvo]

Not a joke, but can someone please tell me that Trump has decided to resign, as his time in office has been a shambles and he decided this was a good a day as any to end his tenure as the world's worst-ever leader.

 

[PeteXXX]

SKY News reported that a church in Canterbury, I think, is replacing uncomfortable pews with cushioned stainless steel chairs.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Not a joke, but can someone please tell me that Trump has decided to resign, as his time in office has been a shambles and he decided this was a good a day as any to end his tenure as the world's worst-ever leader.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The Guardian has one about George Osborne's new fashion brand.

 

[Racing roadkill]

I went into a bike shop and asked if they have "any of them Fallopian tubes, the ones for hydraulic brakes". How they laughed. I'm going to Homebase next, for Tartan paint, and a bucket of steam.

 

[Beebo]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/trump-tower-london_uk_58df3d99e4b0ba3595953e2a?utm_hp_ref=uk
A very average effort from the Huffington post.

 

[Julia9054]

I have to stay in and not read the papers on April 1st until after midday because i am too gullible

 

[raleighnut]

Will anything ever beat this 60yr old gem,

View: https://youtu.be/tVo_wkxH9dU

 

[raleighnut]

View: https://youtu.be/vKWfW-MIRHc

 

[Deleted member 1258]

My favourite so far was on my Facebook page. Charlotte Park reporting on their scone harvest.

 

[john59]

Received this email from Asda this morning!

 

[Dayvo]

[QUOTE 4744847, member: 259"]Usual rubbish one in the Grauniad, with George Osborne taking a job as a fashion designer.[/QUOTE]

He can put that on his CV along with being (apparently) a chancellor of the exchequer.