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I have to stay in and not read the papers on April 1st until after midday because i am too gullible
I went into a bike shop and asked if they have "any of them Fallopian tubes, the ones for hydraulic brakes". How they laughed. I'm going to Homebase next, for Tartan paint, and a bucket of steam.
Also used in the NHS, year roundasked if they have "any of them Fallopian tube
Also used in the NHS, year round
It's not too long since someone got sent from A&E, up to the Surgical Assessment Ward, for a pack of them
Something got lost in the translation, & an enquiring phonecall, asked why someone wanted 'Philippino Tubes'
Cue, a couple of giggling Nurses, & one very annoyed/embarrassed 'messenger'
I believe that this was published yesterday. So, true or fake news, you choose.This one about dinosaurs. I think the 'D horneri' gives it away. https://www.theguardian.com/science...nsitive-lover-new-dinosaur-discovery-suggests
Edit: Not 100% sure if this is an April Fools