Welsh wheels
Lycra king
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- South Wales
Oh I missed that
April. Fool jokes
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I know which way s Creationist would vote....
mybike
Grumblin at Garmin on the Granny Gear
- Location
- Not 'emel 'empstead
No, that was Obama & he has left office.
I think you're being generous.
Evolutionists might believe it but it's nonsense.
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Ah, that explains a lot.
John the Monkey
Frivolous Cyclist
- Location
- Crewe
[QUOTE 4744847, member: 259"]Usual rubbish one in the Grauniad, with George Osborne taking a job as a fashion designer.[/QUOTE]
He's becoming the editor of the Standard after being turned down for a traineeship at the Times (and not working in journalism since).
That's part of the problem really, the world as it is is baffling enough that April Fools teeter right on the edge of credibility. I liked Edinburgh Bike Co-Op's puncture finder though (even there, in a world where people keep launching cycling indicators, how unbelievable does something have to be?).
He's becoming the editor of the Standard after being turned down for a traineeship at the Times (and not working in journalism since).
That's part of the problem really, the world as it is is baffling enough that April Fools teeter right on the edge of credibility. I liked Edinburgh Bike Co-Op's puncture finder though (even there, in a world where people keep launching cycling indicators, how unbelievable does something have to be?).
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
Years ago, even B*W joined in, or their UK distributors did
Factory fitted indicators were one joke too far though...........................
Factory fitted indicators were one joke too far though...........................
StuAff
Silencing his legs regularly
- Location
- Portsmouth
Not just years ago, they've kept it going...this year's is a new dog basket. dDrive, equipped with a fan for that windswept experience. Head of Project Fabrication (he he) Jack Russell.
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
winjim
Smash the cistern
Just lazy journalist scum being all sensational. Dinosaur sexytime is only mentioned speculatively in a single sentence in the discussion section of that paper, as far as I can see.
Yellow Fang
Legendary Member
- Location
- Reading
Thought this was quite a good one.
KnackeredBike
I do my own stunts
I had fun at work yesterday (hospital).
Went round all the wards on my floor with a bag of urine specimen pots and a "letter" from G4S saying that the extraction system was broken, and that an air sample was required for every room. Noting it was important to get air from all four corners of the room before sealing the bottle.
Cue a couple of hours watching nurses walking around rooms waving empty pots, explaining to patients they were taking air samples.
Best part was they sent them to reception who thought it was really urgent and so couriered several bags of empty pots to the lab in the main hospital. I got a rather confused phone call from the senior doctor in biochemistry asking what they were meant to be testing the empty pots for
No wonder the NHS has no money.
Went round all the wards on my floor with a bag of urine specimen pots and a "letter" from G4S saying that the extraction system was broken, and that an air sample was required for every room. Noting it was important to get air from all four corners of the room before sealing the bottle.
Cue a couple of hours watching nurses walking around rooms waving empty pots, explaining to patients they were taking air samples.
Best part was they sent them to reception who thought it was really urgent and so couriered several bags of empty pots to the lab in the main hospital. I got a rather confused phone call from the senior doctor in biochemistry asking what they were meant to be testing the empty pots for
No wonder the NHS has no money.
Smokin Joe
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
The Western Telegraph ran a story about a proposed Monorail system for Haverfordwest, a town less than half the size of the average London borough.
