Arch's hootenanny! Come on in!

[ACS]

Unfair advantage I'm in a kilt and commando

 

[Night Train]

Neeps, tatties and haggis coming in! Mind your backs, it hot, straight out of the oven.

 

[Arch]

Read the rules, you take Arch's trousers off!
'sno fun otherwise.

Just don't lose them, I only bought them today.

I got this coat too, do you like it? It's even got a red hood, so that I can do visiting in the woods and fend off wolves.

 

[Arch]

Unfair advantage I'm in a kilt and commando

I wore a kilt to a fancy dress party once, that was a chilly walk home.

Mmm, great haggis! Although we're getting a bit beyond ourselves with red letter days, at this rate I'll be making pancakes by 11 and serving up creme eggs for the bongs...

 

[Night Train]

Just don't lose them, I only bought them today.

I got this coat too, do you like it? It's even got a red hood, so that I can do visiting in the woods and fend off wolves.

Even if you wear all your wardrobe you are still going to loose this game.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Just don't lose them, I only bought them today.

I got this coat too, do you like it? It's even got a red hood, so that I can do visiting in the woods and fend off wolves.

I'll pass on the coat, and I'll pass you your trousers as well, I have found some nice bib longs, they will do for Sundays club run.

 

[Arch]

Even if you wear all your wardrobe you are still going to loose this game.

Not sure I could wear my wardrobe, no armholes...

 

[Night Train]

I wore a kilt to a fancy dress party once, that was a chilly walk home.

Mmm, great haggis! Although we're getting a bit beyond ourselves with red letter days, at this rate I'll be making pancakes by 11 and serving up creme eggs for the bongs...

Being a bit ahead is the norm nowadays. We are celebrating 'the end of the decade' after all.

 

[Night Train]

Not sure I could wear my wardrobe, no armholes...

*Big bad wolf voice* All the better to restrain you with my dear!

 

[ACS]

Stovies...... whisky........shortbread....... and more stovies with someone called 'Big Rab' passed oot behind the telly is a must for any Hootenanny

 

[Arch]

Eeek!



(that eek was about being restrained in my wardrobe, not about Big Rab behind the telly. Although that would be alarming, as my telly is up on the sideboard)

 

[nosherduke996]

That reminds me of a joke.
How can you tell what clan a scotsman comes from.
Answer : if he,s got 2 quarter pounders he,s a mcdonnald

 

[Arch]

That remind me of a joke.
How can you tell what clan a scotsman come from.
Answer : if he,s got 2 quarter pounders he,s a mcdonnald

What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?



Mascapone...

Mask a pony, geddit?

I'll get someone's coat.

 

[Noodley]

Apologies for not having been giving the party my full attention - I have been otherwise distracted.

Ding dong!!

Okay, who's for a conga.....!!

 

[Crackle]

Me. Wait 'till I strap this lantern to my head and roll my trousers up though.