Arch's hootenanny! Come on in!

[hackbike 666]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Copyright Keith Oakes

 

[hackbike 666]

No night of the old pissup is complete without a total computer breakdown...then digging out an old laptop that doesn't work.Eventually got the dell inspiron 910 out.Must have about 3 computers out of action.

It suddenly gave me NTDLR is missing.I think when the drive is cool in the morning it will work.

 

[nosherduke996]

Happy new year to all.Great party last night Arch, i have even got a virtual hangover

 

[lady_rider]

Hello, hello??? <yawns and stretches> I must've fallen asleep on the way to the bathroom, it was a bit of a long walk. <crawls out of the potplant> Did I miss anything? Is it too early to make pancakes? I'll be in the kitchen...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Look at the mess in here - mind you we've seen the photo and it was a mess before this started!

 

[BrumJim]

*Pops in*

What the **** has happened in here?

Glad I decided not to stay. Doesn't look like my sort of party anyway. And is that whisky that I can smell in that, that, that.........

I don't believe it!!!

*Shakes head and walks away...*

 

[HelenD123]

Arrives with hoover and rubber gloves. Ugh, what's that behind the sofa?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Arrives with hoover and rubber gloves. Ugh, what's that behind the sofa?

Hmmm - looks like Arch!

 

[TVC]

Someone is playing bongos in my head, I reckon that Speicher spiked my drinks.

Oh my... look at Arch, who drew that on her forehead?

 

[Speicher]

Someone is playing bongos in my head, I reckon that Speicher spiked my drinks.

Oh my... look at Arch, who drew that on her forehead?

Ah ha, you guessed. Why do you think I am called Spike by some peeps?

Of-course, I would only spike your drink with lemonade or pinepple juice.

 

[Arch]

Someone is playing bongos in my head, I reckon that Speicher spiked my drinks.

Oh my... look at Arch, who drew that on her forehead?

<rubs forehead vigorously and clambers out from behind sofa>


Well, that was a good party! I think.

Not too messy in here...

<opens door to kitchen>



<shuts door to kitchen, seals with police tape, and rings up to order new kitchen to be fitted in spare room>

 

[TVC]

Ah ha, you guessed. Why do you think I am called Spike by some peeps?

Of-course, I would only spike your drink with lemonade or pinepple juice.

Hmmm... I'm still not convinced that a pint of Baileys with a rum and Guinness chaser is what all the 'cool' people are drinking, even after the third one you gave me to drink.

 

[Headgardener]

Sorry I missed the party Arch sounded like a good one. I will try and get to next years (should there be one).

 

[Deleted member 1258]

great party Arch, managed to sneak home without being spotted. Put me down for next years that was fun

 

[postman]

What a party you lot had .

I went out to the local pub all on me own .Got insulted

Sat at the bar eating the free nuts .When they spoke to me ,no i was not drunk .They said .
"you look very smart tonight Postman "

Then from against the wall the ciggie machine spoke to me .


"You look crap and all by yourself again i see ,what can't you pull a bird even on New Years eve "

Well i was not standinfg for that so i complained .

The barman apologized saying the peanuts were complementary and the ciggie machine was out of order .

I should have meandered over to you lot .You like my jokes ----don't you ????????