Arch's hootenanny! Come on in!

[Weegie]

~~~ Dammit, 8.32 and I'm already on my own in the bloody kitchen. That Peroni ran out damn quick. Is it time to put my trousers on my head yet? ~~~

 

[Arch]

<blushes, and hurriedly zips trousers up>

Thank you Velvet Curtain, let me take that bag from you. Couldn't you find a bowl for the mayo? Much appreciated anyway, we've got lots of things to dip into it.

<cue ComedyPilot>

 

[Aperitif]

Good evening. As tradition demands, I have brought 4 of these...

...and shall now proceed directly to the kitchen to drink all of your Grolsch and Peroni.

On the plus side, I have brought a plate of choc chip cookies baked fresh today by my daughter. Ignore the fingermarks, they are delicious

They're all standing up - but the neighbours are sitting tenants...

 

[Arch]

The puns have arrived!

'teef, go and find a drink, and if you find Weegie in the kitchen make him put his trousers on properly.

 

[HelenD123]

Hmm, my supper seems to be taking ages to cook. I'd better have another drink while I'm waiting. Do you think Wafflycat would object to me having an Old Speckled Hen?

 

[ComedyPilot]

It's up to your knees out there

CP now schmoozes the room, and trips on a bowl of peanuts before doing a dive into the tree <crash>

 

[sticky sherbert]

Can I come in? I only have 12 tins of Stella, was gonna save them till my Meths has all gone but I don't mind sharing.

 

[ComedyPilot]

<Whispers to sticky sherbert>

Can I have a few cans, I forgot to bring a bottle?

(Typical Yorkshireman)

 

[sheddy]

I thought we were going out at 21.00, but I can hear that wifey has started running a bath.
I'll just wait till she's got in, and I'll be round ASAP....
Mind you, before I set off, is it a real event, unlike the pretend one that Jools Holland has on tv ?

 

[ianrauk]

Where's the twiglets, cheese & pineapple on sticks, cheeseballs and the pigs in blankets?

 

[JediGoat]

Is there room for another, or will I have to stand in a corner in the hallway?

I've got a large bottle of Olde English Cider (don't ask why, even I'm not sure why I bought it), and a tin of Quality Street (well, to be honest, there's only really the orange and strawberry creams left ).

Oh...got some pate in the fridge too

 

[ComedyPilot]

Someone's already puked up in the toilets.

Who was it?

My guess is Arch, she's been knocking back the Pernod and blacks for the past hour, and been grabbing people in headlocks, rubbing their scalps with her knuckles and slurring, "I luuurrrve yoooooooo"

 

[Baggy]

<rummages round, produces Twiglets>

Twiglets anyone?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Is there room for another, or will I have to stand in a corner in the hallway?

I've got a large bottle of Olde English Cider (don't ask why, even I'm not sure why I bought it), and a tin of Quality Street (well, to be honest, there's only really the orange and strawberry creams left ).

Oh...got some pate in the fridge too

Hello, <schmooze>

Phump?

Sounds like the sound I made when I fell into a snowdrift when walking my dog earlier.

 

[Aperitif]

View from the corner of the room:

...work in progress.
All the mixed fruit and nuts courtesy of my sis who lives in Morocco and is at my Mum's for xmas... - I also have four avocados from her garden ripening away - they look as though they might be ready about June!