Arch's hootenanny! Come on in!

[ACS]

Met Noodley and Mags while blagging the offie they mentioned there was a bit of a shindig, any chance of an alibi?

Twiglets cheers and Tennants to!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Nuts!!!!!

Whole hazelnuts - Ooooohhhh - Cadbury's take them and they cover them with chocolate.

 

[Arch]

Where's the twiglets, cheese & pineapple on sticks, cheeseballs and the pigs in blankets?

<Arch trills in from the kitchen in kitsch 1950's pinny, brandishing plates of nibbles>

Here they are! The first batch of everything ran out at the same time!

I ran out of sausages, so it's Wotsits in blankets, does that matter?

<whisper>

CP, you have a bauble stuck in one ear.

Phump, darhling, come on in, plenty of room for everyone. If it gets any more crowded, I'll open up the East wing...

 

[Noodley]

Errr, I'll be back in a short while....there appears to be a delightful young lady who wishes to become better acquainted with me.

 

[Arch]

<rummages round, produces Twiglets>

Twiglets anyone?

Depends where you rummaged them from.... Would you like a drink for Chuffy?

 

[nosherduke996]

Lets get this party going. STRIPS NAKED AND DANCES ON THE TABLE.

 

[ACS]

Errr, I'll be back in a short while....there appears to be a delightful young lady who wishes to become better acquainted with me.

Noodley.... put my daughter down and step away from the Twiglets

 

[dan_bo]

Lets get this party going. STRIPS NAKED AND DANCES ON THE TABLE.

jesus NO!

 

[TVC]

Quick look out the window... What's Noodley doing by the bins?... and who's that he's doing it to?

 

[HelenD123]

Ape - what's with the stamps? Are you planning on posting yourself to Arch's? Special Delivery!

 

[Speicher]

Errr, I'll be back in a short while....there appears to be a delightful young lady who wishes to become better acquainted with me.

Hastily brushes off dust from bins......


I think you are mistaken, I'm not that young!
Thank you for inviting me in.

OOOOhhhhh Aperitif, what lovely nuts.

 

[ianrauk]

Aha.. the Baggster comes up trumps.... cheers and a happy new year to you...

 

[Arch]

jesus NO!

No, I don't think Jesus ever did that. Would have livened up the weding at Canaan a bit I suppose....

Nosher, I wouldn't do that if I were...

There, I knew it wouldn't take the weight. Nevermind, I'll get the broom....

 

[nosherduke996]

jesus NO!

I will take that as a compliment because after all, its not everyday you are called Jesus

 

[Arch]

Ape - what's with the stamps? Are you planning on posting yourself to Arch's? Special Delivery!

I'll have the letterbox enlarged...