Arch's hootenanny! Come on in!

[Arch]

Quick look out the window... What's Noodley doing by the bins?... and who's that he's doing it to?

<squint>

Anne Widdicombe?

 

[ianrauk]

someone watch out for Comedy Pilot... he's had a chocolate overdose...

 

[Arch]

Hastily brushes off dust from bins......

Oh lord, my profuse apologies for mistaking you. I think there's something wrong with my eyes. Any more cider left?

 

[nosherduke996]

Sorry about the table Arch, I hope it wasn,t the valuable one

 

[Noodley]

Tonsiltastic! Well, that was fun Right, time for some more totty!

 

[HelenD123]

Tot of whiskey for Noodley.

 

[JediGoat]

I've found another bottle of Cider in the cupboard (when on earth did I buy that?*)!

I brought along Twister as well, for when the party games start...might need some more booze before then...

Is there any trifle?


*Oh, hang on, I'm not in my house am I.

 

[Arch]

Sorry about the table Arch, I hope it wasn,t the valuable one

THE valuable one? Are you implying I only have one valuable table?

No, it's alright, it was the temporary one made out of plywood and Tennents, That's why it wobbled so much.

Now, don't mind me for a minute, I'm going to go and assemble the pavlova. Talk among yourselves....

 

[Night Train]

Well, I'm here at last, with a bottle of alcohol free wine.

 

[Speicher]

Oh lord, my profuse apologies for mistaking you. I think there's something wrong with my eyes. Any more cider left?

Yes, I agree, there is something wrong with your eyes, you are all out of focus..... must be the sparkley white wine...

 

[Speicher]

Arch, I would prefer it if you left the dogs outside, rather than reassemble them in here.

 

[Arch]

I've found another bottle of Cider in the cupboard (when on earth did I buy that?*)!

I brought along Twister as well, for when the party games start...might need some more booze before then...

Is there any trifle?


*Oh, hang on, I'm not in my house am I.

<calls from kitchen>

Trifle's on the way! I'm just wringing the excess sherry out of the sponges back into the bottle....

 

[ianrauk]

Yeah alright... Who bought the 6 pack of Babycham, a bottle of Pomagne and 2 bottles of Advocaat?

 

[Aperitif]

Ape - what's with the stamps? Are you planning on posting yourself to Arch's? Special Delivery!

I was wondering - then I realised! No euro stamps at the Post Office and I wanted to post two lettres a Europe. I now need two hairy male stickers, which are somewhere on this desktop.
Arch's place is full of 'talent' this evening...I'd best not stay and dilute it.

My nuts are smooth and knobbly but not salty. FACT (© Joetwofour)

 

[Weegie]

Sorry about the table Arch, I hope it wasn,t the valuable one

My Tennents tins! You barsteward, that table was a modern classic!

Never mind, I'm nipping out to the off license before they close. Anyone need anything?