Arch's hootenanny! Come on in!

[HelenD123]

Yeah alright... Who bought the 6 pack of Babycham, a bottle of Pomagne and 2 bottles of Advocaat?

Expiry date 1979 right?

 

[Arch]

Well, I'm here at last, with a bottle of alcohol free wine.

Excellent, I've made some meat- and stick-free sausages on sticks to go with it.

Could you be a love and put the dog out, it seems to be hassling Speicher. Or is that Noodley again?

 

[Night Train]

I didn't come completely empty handed.
I thought I'd offer Arch my 48 incher for a nice big bang to see the new year in.

 

[JediGoat]

Yeah alright... Who bought the 6 pack of Babycham, a bottle of Pomagne and 2 bottles of Advocaat?

Probably the same person who bought the Matchmakers and cheesy balls (no-one mentioned it was to be a 70's theme)

 

[ComedyPilot]

Helen daaaaaahhhhhling, care for a Grolsch?

 

[ACS]

My Tennents tins! You barsteward, that table was a modern classic!

Never mind, I'm nipping out to the off license before they close. Anyone need anything?

No point I've nicked the lot, try Tescos

 

[Night Train]

Can't the dog just stay here on the bed? He looks very comfy.



OK, I'll take the dog for a walk. I will be frozen when I get back so something to warm me up please.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I didn't come completely empty handed.
I thought I'd offer Arch my 48 incher for a nice big bang to see the new year in.

I would offer mine, but I'm not folding it in half for anyone.......

[cue tumbleweed]

 

[Arch]

My Tennents tins! You barsteward, that table was a modern classic!

Never mind, I'm nipping out to the off license before they close. Anyone need anything?

Please! Some more cider, a six pack of crisps and can you see if they have any paper cups, I'm running out of glasses. Night Train is already drinking out of a jam jar, and I'm worried it's the one I used to clean paint brushes in...

 

[JediGoat]

Oh...hope you don't mind the mess, but I've brought along a few dozen of these too...

 

[Arch]

Yeah alright... Who bought the 6 pack of Babycham, a bottle of Pomagne and 2 bottles of Advocaat?

Actually, I think you'll find that's Pomade - I think Noodley brought it to maintain his coiffure....

 

[ACS]

Noodley give that lady back her underware, its not polite

 

[ComedyPilot]

Actually, I think you'll find that's Pomade - I think Noodley brought it to maintain his coiffure Toupe....

 

[Weegie]

Please! Some more cider, a six pack of crisps and can you see if they have any paper cups, I'm running out of glasses. Night Train is already drinking out of a jam jar, and I'm worried it's the one I used to clean paint brushes in...

Sorry, all they had left was this...

...or Tennents. I played it safe and got the scorpion wine.

 

[Arch]

Oh...hope you don't mind the mess, but I've brought along a few dozen of these too...

Hoorah!

<phut>

Oh typical, my bit of string came off!