Are you going to go and see Fifty Shades of Grey?

[MrPie]

There won't be a dry seat in the house......arf, arf. Wouldn't waste my hard earned sensationalist drivel; would rather give it to the tax man

 

[AndyWilliams]

I cannot think of anything more boring and uncomfortable to watch than two people (badly) acting a sex scene. I don't see why films need it anyway.
We get the idea when the clothes come off. Even porn bores me. Maybe because I have a healthy sex life, I dunno. Each to their own.

 

[Gravity Aided]

http://squigglyboo.com/details.php?...0qk32cXB9-yFbT2iGUayaPD1NEakFFw70waAqRb8P8HAQ
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-Gourmet-Gift-Basket/41586277
http://www.fiftyshadeswine.com
Because that teddy bear probably won't be leaving Vermont anytime soon.

 

[raleighnut]

Apparently staff at B&Q have been notified about people enquiring about buying 'unusual purchases' such as rope and cable ties.

 

[Aperitif]

Nobbers

 

[subaqua]

[QUOTE 3526946, member: 45"]At least this thread is outing the CCers who own furry handcuffs.[/QUOTE]

well there is a fair few with proper ones , but I don't want to have to use mind bleach

 

[screenman]

I was asked to appear in it, but unfortunately I was tied up when the filming started so had to so no.

 

[Bazzer]

Cyclists have been using cable ties in much more imaginative ways long before this book came along (albeit in slightly less risque situations).

Don't mention the gaffa tape.

So do divers, but we are wrapped in rubber

My wife read the book and said it was boring.
A couple of years or so ago, she bought me the parody book Fifty Sheds of Grey. It obviously depend upon your sense of humour, but it one of the of the few books which have brought tears of laughter to me.
'Hurt me!' she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over the workbench. 'Very well,' I replied, 'You've got fat ankles and no dress sense."

 

[Gravity Aided]

Cyclists have been using cable ties in much more imaginative ways long before this book came along (albeit in slightly less risque situations).

Or more risque situations, depending .

 

[Diggs]

Or more risque situations, depending .

Not whilst cycling I hope

 

[Fnaar]

I offered to take Miss Goodbody to see the film, but she said she was a bit tied up.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'd rather be spanked with a copy of Saga Magazine.

 

[Hyslop]

I haven't been to the pictures since 1991 so i don't think i'll be going.

Funny,as I was reading this I was wondering how many years had passed since I went to see a film-similar time I think! The film was "Ghost", saw it in Wimbledon,and all I remember is 2 hours of sheer tedium.

 

[Hyslop]

I offered to take Miss Goodbody to see the film, but she said she was a bit tied up.

Go out on the lash then !

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Funny,as I was reading this I was wondering how many years had passed since I went to see a film-similar time I think! The film was "Ghost", saw it in Wimbledon,and all I remember is 2 hours of sheer tedium.

That's Wimbledon for you.