'Are you single?'

[luckyfox]

It tickles me a little when I get asked this by the wives or girlfriends of guys I train with. I wouldn’t say that an off road trip around Hamsterley or something leaves one looks pretty attractive. Am I a threat because I like to get mud in my hair?

However, are there are any; bearded, Scottish single men?… hahaha

 

[TissoT]

Iam sure there is somewhere .....

 

[Arjimlad]

Are they looking to set you up with one of their single friends ? !

 

[luckyfox]

Are they looking to set you up with one of their single friends ? !

haha
I don't think so, they give me a look like i'm a bug on their windscreen.

It's ok, i only want him for his bike rack

 

[Brandane]

However, are there are any; bearded, Scottish single men?… hahaha

Och aye; gie's a few days wi'oot ma razor and I'll see whit I can dae!!

 

[EltonFrog]

I'm single, and so is my wife.

 

[stephec]

I'm single, and so is my wife.

You will be if she reads this.

 

[AndyWilliams]

I'm single and bald

 

[MontyVeda]

I'm single, GSOH, mid 40s, enjoy nights out, theatre, woodland walks, seeks similar... no time wasters please.

 

[snorri]

I'm single, GSOH, mid 40s, enjoy nights out, theatre, woodland walks, seeks similar... no time wasters please.

errrr......you missed out the "short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll" bit.
Full disclosure is always the best policy in these situations.

 

[Saluki]

I'm single and bald

Ah, but you have a wonderful singing voice

 

[tyred]

However, are there are any; bearded, Scottish single men?… hahaha

I can be, just wait until I book the ferry tickets and grow a beard. I am off Scottish descent.

 

[stephec]

errrr......you missed out the "short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll" bit.
Full disclosure is always the best policy in these situations.

He probably knows that if he adds that as well he'll end up having to beat them off with a shitty stick.

 

[hoopdriver]

I used to be...

 

[MontyVeda]

errrr......you missed out the "short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll" bit.
Full disclosure is always the best policy in these situations.

too many characters for the 'basic' ad... the 'standard' ad costs an extra 50p.