AndyWilliams
Über Member
- Location
- Lincolnshire
Ah, but you have a wonderful singing voice
And I'm dead
'Are you single?'
- Thread starter luckyfox
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And I'm dead
Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
Well, I wasn't going to mention that
snorri
Legendary Member
- Location
- East coast, up a bit.
Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
marknotgeorge
Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
- Location
- Derby.
I'm not interested. You're more than 3 miles away.
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
No I'm single and I want to stay that way, but here's a photo anyway in my kilt
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luckyfox
She's the cats pajamas
- Location
- County Durham
Numbnuts, those are some sexy kneecapsThanks for the replies tho.
Seriously do your wives let you play with the other kids??
phil_hg_uk
I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
Any woman agreeing to live with me would need to be so mentally unbalanced to put up with me I would be concerned at waking up with them standing over me with a large knife 
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luckyfox
She's the cats pajamas
- Location
- County Durham
[QUOTE 3179851, member: 1314"]Are you male or female? My answer depends on your answer.[/QUOTE]
Hold on, let me check.... My lady lumps say female
Hold on, let me check.... My lady lumps say female
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
However, are there are any; bearded, Scottish single men?… hahaha
You called??
I am he!
What can I help you with!!??
P.S. ignore the other impostors who need to grow beards, etc.
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- Location
- Glasgow
And @MontyVeda does not mention the days away on his bike, the time it takes to clean said bike, to fettle it, more "me time" needed to plan rideserrrr......you missed out the "short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll" bit.
Full disclosure is always the best policy in these situations.
- Location
- Glasgow
You called??
I am he!
What can I help you with!!??
Wot? Since when have you grown a beard? Pic or I don't believe it
P.S. ignore the other impostors who need to grow beards, etc.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Are you questioning my ability to grow a beard??
Yeah, ok, I get it, but this is me currently as it is in an earlyish stage of growth
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- Location
- Glasgow
I believe you now 
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Oh no oh!! Get that evil thing away!!:
