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Hooray some one is on the ball. Fancy a job as a copper or a .......... lawyer
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But the policing in the OP's description was shockingly bad. There are few good police officers, a couple post on here, but too many are ignorant arrogant lazy oafs and these are the good ones!
but it would have been because I was a cyclist, not a better copper
I wouldn't have thought you'd have needed to have been a cyclist to see who was in greater error in that situation. I'd have to disagree and go with 'better copper'.
I'd be slower to judge, because we have to be careful and take into account the human factor. I'm a cyclist as well as a police officer - and you can bet if I'd have stopped Mickle his post would have been grudgingly grateful for the fact that I saw it from his point of view, and the encounter would have been more as he suspected it should have gone.
However, this isn't because I'm a 'better' officer than the one that stopped him. It's because I'm a cyclist and more attuned to Mickle's (and other posters) viewpoint/wavelength.
You could get other scenarios, where readers here may (or may not) completely agree with the way I dealt with something, whilst a group of people of similar mind wouldn't, and would offer perfectly acceptable reasons.
For example, a group of rugby lads getting extremely drunk and rowdy may believe themselves extremely wronged if I (not ever being a rugby player) was unable to immediately spot the difference between them having a laugh between themselves and a group out for trouble. A parent struggling with a child may find advice offered by me (never having been a parent) erroneous and insulting. I'm sure you can think of further scenarios.
If I'd have been the copper in Mickles scenario, in the big picture EXACTLY the same outcome would have happened - no tickets, no prosecutions, no arrests, just advice to both. Mickle however would have been much, much happier - but it would have been because I was a cyclist, not a better copper, and it's a point sometimes worth remembering!
Errrr ....... I think you are being a little melodramatic and exaggerating what actually took place. I fail to see how you have concluded that the OP's conduct was violent behaviour against an old lady which suggests an assault which it was not. You started off claiming it was criminal damage even though it was made clear that NO DAMAGE was actually done. Oh dear. I don't believe there is an offence of assaulting a car as a car is property not a person.
Me; 'She overtook too closely and then cut dangerously in front of me. Didn't you see?
Plod; Yes I saw, but that's no reason to damage someone's car'.
Firstly, I have not said or suggested there was an assault.
There was the use of violent behaviour and the victim was an old lady as per the OP post
Victim? There was no victim. A car is not a victim. By stating there was implies an assault.
No one has suggested there is an offence of assaulting a car except you.
Errr ....... I did not. You have suggested as much by your exaggeration of what took place.
I did earlier give a list of some offences that were potentially made out by the actions of the OP
No criminal damage though as there was NO damage and no victim, old lady or otherwise.
Sadly some people seem to think violent behaviour against others (including old ladies) is justified when you are annoyed or upset.
I don't think anyone has suggested this. You're such a drama queen.
All I can say is I hope motorists do not think the same
And we never see aggressive dangerous retailiatory driving by drivers to other drivers .............
Whatever the driver did or did not do does not justify after the event violent actions.
I put the question to you if the OP had carried this out while the dangerous driving was being carried out on them and you have still to respond.
Said car was stationary when OP carried out his actions. There is no justification for this
No mention of the car being stationary only that it was nipping into a parking space and the OP struck the wing mirror as he passed. Actually I have heard Po's justify not taking action by stating they deserved it ir they had it coming so in this instance given that the cyclist was placed in mortal danger it is understandable. If the cyclist were charged then I would expect the PoPos to fully investigate a complaint of dangerous/reckless/careless driving too which the driver admitted. The PoPos shouldn't be deciding which offences they will investigate and charge according to their own prejudices.
neither I nor you have examined said car so do not know if there was damage
The defendant spat on a policeman's rain coat. The spittle could be easily wiped off and left no permanent damage. It was held that this did not constitute unlawful damage to property. It would have been different if the material was different and left a stain or required dry cleaning.
The car was stationary.Firstly, I have not said or suggested there was an assault.
There was the use of violent behaviour and the victim was an old lady as per the OP post
No one has suggested there is an offence of assaulting a car except you. I did earlier give a list of some offences that were potentially made out by the actions of the OP
Sadly some people seem to think violent behaviour against others (including old ladies) is justified when you are annoyed or upset. All I can say is I hope motorists do not think the same
Whatever the driver did or did not do does not justify after the event violent actions. Said car was stationary when OP carried out his actions. There is no justification for this