ARRRRGHHHHH..... The stress begins....

[threebikesmcginty]

He'll be really dopey and easier to thwat with a rolled up newspaper, the stripey tosspot.

 

[waspyfecker]

I'm really dopey and a right twat with a rolled up newspaper, a bloated tosspot.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Have we met then?!