Assumptions and sweeping generalisations

[MacB]

<Cough> Are you sure you want to say this?

Oh yes Mr Signature, I'm quite happy posting that!!! Whereas you are busily elevating yourself to the same target level as Wigsie and RichP currently enjoy

 

[Noodley]

True enough, in my experience. Also holds good for comedians proclaimed to be zany, crazy etc. by any form of mainstream media.

Recognise this?

"We are a lively five-piece dancy folk-rock band and we have been
entertaining audiences through mid-England and Wales with our idiosyncratic,
self-composed music and silly hats..."

 

[ChrisKH]

Oh yes Mr Signature, I'm quite happy posting that!!! Whereas you are busily elevating yourself to the same target level as Wigsie and RichP currently enjoy

I have unpublished naked photos, this is true.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Recognise this?

"We are a lively five-piece dancy folk-rock band and we have been
entertaining audiences through mid-England and Wales with our idiosyncratic,
self-composed music and silly hats..."

Maybe we should change it to "we're a noisy bunch of boring bastards" or something.

 

[Pottsy]

Ginger people smell funny.

 

[Noodley]

Maybe we should change it to "we're a noisy bunch of boring bastards" or something.

That would be much better Probably not accurate but better....

 

[Speicher]

My car cost three hundred quid. Am I bad?

So when you put some petrol in it, the value increases by 10%.

 

[Archie_tect]

So when you put some petrol in it, the value increases by 10%.

....but only for five minutes.

 

[MacB]

I have unpublished naked photos, this is true.

I like the No 3 and feel happier now that Wigsie/RichP/ChrisKH make up the 'target' group

 

[4F]

Good work Chris

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Anyone who goes on and on and on about how much sex they have isn't getting much. And probably never has.

 

[Archie_tect]

nudge, nudge....

 

[snapper_37]

Ooooh, I've got one.
"People who lose their mobile phones are thick and careless".


....and anyone who tells you how much their phone cost is a prat.

Add to that - people who have dropped more than £600 running for a bus that they didn't want to catch in the first place need to seek help.

 

[rich p]

I like the No 3 and feel happier now that Wigsie/RichP/ChrisKH make up the 'target' group

Keep squirming, big man!

 

[rich p]

Anyone who goes on and on and on about how much sex they have isn't getting much. And probably never has.

Sadly the reverse isn't true though