baldness -be honest

[Dayvo]

I was at the barbers today and got #1 all over - it saves so much time

Why don't you buy some hair clippers and do it yourself (or get wifey to do it)?

 

[inspiration_is_cultivated]

When I was 18, a Scottish chap beat me up (rather severely for asking him if he was wearing a wig!

i wonder why

 

[simon l& and a half]

Pretty much gone, due to a superfluity of male hormones. I've always felt sorry for the hairy guys with their low sperm counts.

I'll tell you this, though, and I simply don't care whether you believe it or not. Bald pulls. Sorry, but it's the case.

 

[Mr Pig]

That's it. All of us guys got given a stash of male hormones and if some of you want to use them for growing hair that's your business.

 

[Night Train]

I'll tell you this, though, and I simply don't care whether you believe it or not. Bald pulls. Sorry, but it's the case.

It's not whether or not you have hair, it is what you do with what you have. I don't think a comb over ever pulls, nor do bald on top with a pony tail behind.