Has Beyonce got big thighs or slender thighs?My biggest cycling disapointment is that despite almost 20 years of regular cycling, I haven't got thighs like Beyonce's.
My son had a very similar experience very recently at his primary school leavers presentation evening. Every child gets an award for something. When they did best sports people, he didn't get an award, despite being the most prolific sport person in the school who's collected them many trophies and medals in many different disciplines. He was absolutely heartbroken (as was I sat in the audience sat watching him sob being consoled by his mate). It actually ruined his last day at primary school!Failing my cycling preficiency test at the tender age of 10. I was the only one who regularly cycled to my primary school, and to top it all I wasn't allowed a cool BMX but had a Dawes kids road type bike (which I loved). Even at that age I saw myself as a 'proper cyclist'.
I thought I would breeze the test, and confidently sat in the classroom afterwards awaiting my name to be called out and receive my certificate.
Sadly, I did not check or signal upon pulling away after my emergency stop. My name was read out in the fail list.
I can still vividly remember that feeling of rejection and shame, and could show you within a meter where the transgression occurred...as I still cycle past it on a regular basis.
They're quite big, but well formed,toned and smooth, whereas mine are more like soft downy pillows - handy for tired men to rest their heads, but doesn't look good in a short skirt/shorts situation.Has Beyonce got big thighs or slender thighs?![]()
Ah!They're quite big, but well formed,toned and smooth, whereas mine are more like soft downy pillows - handy for tired men to rest their heads, but doesn't look good in a short skirt/shorts situation.
Eat more cake just in case such an occasion arrises.Ah!
My thighs are getting more like Beyonce's so perhaps not much good for tired women (or men!) to rest a head on, but I don't often get asked to provide head support these days anyway ...![]()
I'm eating lots of cake (and chocolate), but it isn't making up for the lack of beer!Eat more cake just in case such an occasion arrises.
Hmmm. I'm not sure I can offer any further build up advice. You'll have to put up with well honed thighs.I'm eating lots of cake (and chocolate), but it isn't making up for the lack of beer!
My biggest cycling disappointment was going to the school bike sheds after school finished, and discovering that my bike had been stolen!
It was 20 years before I bought another bike so I missed 2 whole decades of cycling.
It didn't bother me as much at the time as it does now! I got the insurance money and bought my first stereo system with it and was more interested in music at the time than doing long bike rides.In the mid-90s I was clicking on well with a Saracen mountain bike - until it was stolen.
I replaced it with a Schwinn, but the theft all but put me off cycling until I bought the Brompton in 2010.
So my biggest cycling disappointment is allowing a criminal to deprive me of 15 years' riding.
It didn't bother me as much at the time as it does now! I got the insurance money and bought my first stereo system with it and was more interested in music at the time than doing long bike rides.
Looking back though ... if I had really got into cycling in my teens, I think it would have changed the course of my life. I would have travelled more, met more like-minded people, and been healthier.