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If it helps anyone who is looking to clear some space in their cupboards, I'll eat anything, even the boring ones like Malted Milk.
the best digestives are the good old fashioned plain ones end of storyOnly dark chocolate digestives in my house, I like to keep them in the fridge (hate runny chocolate).
I will basically eat all biscuits in my vicinity.I know quite a few people who dislike Bourbons. Why? They are just chocolate biscuits, and very nice they are too. Custard creams I will eat if there is coffee around to dunk them in, but otherwise no. We don't have biscuits in the house because I'd eat them all, but it's nice to have them at work when someone brings them in. I once ate 12 Bourbons at work with one hot beverage. Funnily enough I used to loathe jammy dodgers, but now I will tolerate them if there's nothing else available. Pink wafers though, not a chance
Even Arrowroot Thins?I will basically eat all biscuits in my vicinity.
Every biscuit I have ever known is a delight in its biscuity self.
Each one is truly a biscuit amongst biscuits. Even the pink wafer things.
Why is it so hard to tell the difference!
Biscuit Of The Week, November 2002Even Arrowroot Thins?
I don't understand why you bought a really tiny pen?
Can I get a duvet cover like that?
I've just got in from a day out, feeling peckish, and rummaged about in the biscuit barrel...
I though I'd grabbed a couple of Custard Creams..
Turned out to be Bourbons![]()
Must turn the light on and check next time!!
Pink is OKThose pink wafer things are a crime against biscuitery (is that even a real word?)
Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends,” says Siri
Eaten your last one?Can I get a duvet cover like that?