Bizarre driving when I wear a particular jersey...

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downfader

extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
Its starting to make me think that some people are REALLY stupid. And I mean in a "I got your nose" kind of a way...

Certain roads I use drivers are usually expected to act like morons, get impatient, cut me up, even get verbal sometimes. However I got myself one of those Crash Test Dummy jerseys from Foska and all of a sudden its wide overtakes, keeping their distance, not rushing to the lights...

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Do you think the words on the back are being taken literally? :ohmy: :laugh:
 

thomas

the tank engine
Location
Woking/Norwich
Its starting to make me think that some people are REALLY stupid. And I mean in a "I got your nose" kind of a way...

Certain roads I use drivers are usually expected to act like morons, get impatient, cut me up, even get verbal sometimes. However I got myself one of those Crash Test Dummy jerseys from Foska and all of a sudden its wide overtakes, keeping their distance, not rushing to the lights...

test-dummy-back-road.png


Do you think the words on the back are being taken literally? :ohmy: :laugh:

The past two days I've noticed that people seemed to give me loads more room (in General). perhaps people are just more relaxed for some reason :smile:...no schools?
 
Its starting to make me think that some people are REALLY stupid. And I mean in a "I got your nose" kind of a way...

Certain roads I use drivers are usually expected to act like morons, get impatient, cut me up, even get verbal sometimes. However I got myself one of those Crash Test Dummy jerseys from Foska and all of a sudden its wide overtakes, keeping their distance, not rushing to the lights...

test-dummy-back-road.png


Do you think the words on the back are being taken literally? :ohmy: :laugh:

It will be the hatching on the side, I bet. Almost looks...police like. Might be worth wearing more often!
 

swee'pea99

Squire
You know what? I reckon it's really simple. First, people actually *notice* you, 'cos of the canary yellow, then they do actually register the words 'keep clear', which makes something in the back of their tiny minds think 'maybe I should keep clear'. In other words, yes, I do. Amazing really. 
 
My theory is that if you can make them laugh, they won't kill you. :laugh:

I wear a few Foska and Primal shirts and am generally avoided by cars. I often see mums pointing out the Marmite shirt to their kids, ditto the skeleton.

Of course, given the proportion of crazed psychopaths who use the motor car as their weapon of choice, this theory only stretches so far.

But, I'd keep wearing the shirt... and buy yourself a spare. :tongue:
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
And if you DO get hit by a car, then at least you will look the part!!


Actually, I might get one of these when I have that thing called MONEY again.
 

gaz

Cycle Camera TV
Location
South Croydon
I don't get any road tax comments when i wear this

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Funny eh.
 

buggi

Bird Saviour
Location
Solihull
It will be the hatching on the side, I bet. Almost looks...police like. Might be worth wearing more often!

i think you could have a very valid point Mag. i don't think the "keep clear" wording is large enough to be visible beyond a few yards, way after the time it would take them to decide they would give a wide overtake. i bet they think your a cop. i might invest, i've wanted one of those for ages.
 

Maz

Guru
However I got myself one of those Crash Test Dummy jerseys from Foska and all of a sudden its wide overtakes, keeping their distance, not rushing to the lights...

Do you think the words on the back are being taken literally? :ohmy: :laugh:
Good, isn't it?
My P-O-L-I-T-E hi-viz has that effect, too.
 

Kestevan

Last of the Summer Winos
Location
Holmfirth.
I want one of those, but the missus won't let me... Be easier to get a £7k Dogma than one of those :wacko:

Well my missus has absolutely no problem with me getting one of those shirts... If you can talk your other half into letting you getting the Dogma, I'll buy the shirt and we can swap (hell I'll even buy you 2 shirts). :biggrin:

Hows that for an offer?
 
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