I was sitting in an upmarket lingerie boutique waiting for Mrs Dr Bollo to have her t1ts measured, leafing through local magazines and came upon this 
. I nearly sprayed my complimentary coffee all over a silk Rigby and Peller Basque.
Who thought this was a good idea? Would you let any of these people anywhere near your bum (especially the 'angel of death' on the left)? What would Peter Jackson say? What would J R R Tolkien say!?
For anyone interested, you've missed the offer.


Who thought this was a good idea? Would you let any of these people anywhere near your bum (especially the 'angel of death' on the left)? What would Peter Jackson say? What would J R R Tolkien say!?
For anyone interested, you've missed the offer.